โจ Top Reasons You Should Buy Me a Burger โจ
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I'm literally so hungry right now I might cry
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I'll love you forever and ever (I already do, but like, extra)
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You're the most generous, beautiful, amazing person I know
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I'll post an appreciation story tagging you as the GOAT
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I'll owe you one. Pinky promise. Maybe. Probably.
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Burgers are happiness in bun form. You'd be buying me happiness.
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